True Crime Tumbler – Funny “I’m Only Here to Establish My Alibi” Cup
True Crime Tumbler lovers, this one’s for you! Introducing the I’m Only Here to Establish My Alibi tumbler — the perfect mix of humor, sass, and stainless steel. Whether you’re obsessed with murder mystery podcasts, true crime documentaries, or dark humor gifts, this tumbler is sure to make you smile (and maybe raise a few eyebrows).
Crafted from high-quality stainless steel, this true crime tumbler keeps your drinks perfectly hot or cold for hours. The double-wall insulation ensures your morning coffee stays piping hot while your iced tea stays refreshingly cool. Whether you’re binge-listening to your favorite podcast or rewatching your go-to detective show, this cup keeps your drink just the way you like it.
The tumbler design features hilarious crime-scene graphics, blood splatters, and the bold phrase “I’m Only Here to Establish My Alibi.” It’s a witty and eye-catching design that makes it the perfect conversation starter at any gathering. It even includes fun details like crime scene tape and a handprint — ideal for anyone who loves a touch of macabre humor with their caffeine fix.
This true crime tumbler is available in a 20 oz size, complete with a slide-closure lid and straw. The stainless steel material makes it durable and long-lasting, while the insulation helps reduce condensation. It fits in most car cup holders, making it perfect for travel, work commutes, or lazy weekends on the couch with your favorite crime show.
You can even upgrade to our Bluetooth speaker tumbler — a fun twist for those who want to sip and stream their favorite true crime podcast anywhere. Each speaker tumbler comes in a gift box with care instructions, plus a removable Bluetooth speaker and charger cable. (Speaker color may vary.)
Whether you’re treating yourself or surprising a fellow crime junkie, this true crime tumbler makes an unforgettable gift. It’s perfect for birthdays, Halloween, or just because. Pair it with a cozy blanket, a good podcast, and your beverage of choice for the ultimate whodunit experience.
Product Details:
20 oz Stainless Steel Tumbler
Double-wall insulated for hot & cold drinks
BPA-free
Slide closure lid + straw included
Reduces condensation
Fits most cup holders
Optional Bluetooth speaker lid upgrade
Comes in a gift box
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only — do not soak or use in the dishwasher.
Each tumbler is handmade with love — small imperfections (like tiny bubbles or color variations) are normal and make each cup unique.
Whether you’re attending a murder mystery party, relaxing at home, or looking for the perfect dark humor gift, this True Crime Tumbler is your new favorite accessory. Stay hydrated, stay caffeinated, and most importantly — keep your alibi airtight!
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